Psshh, this is a Wario Land reference btw ;]
*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
So if Chao are a protected species, then abusing and/or killing them is probably against the law
in which case so many people are going to jail
Being a god damn angel.
I look up to these silly weirdos.